Post #2191003

2026-05-07 16:16 UTC

There&#39;s no way I&#39;d ever get on a cruise ship. I&#39;ve said for years that they are floating petri dishes just waiting for an outbreak. I firmly believe that if there is ever a zombie apocalypse, it wont start in a lab somewhere. It&#39;ll be because Beaufort sneezed too hard on the buffet and the ship doctor fell overboard. It&#39;ll just steamroll from there.

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@isocat@tiggi.es 2026-05-07 16:25

@Mrfunkedude@mastodon.social RIGHT‽

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@That_One_Guy@mastodon.world 2026-05-07 16:31

@Mrfunkedude@mastodon.social It's not an issue in our house. Melissa hates boats and water. I wouldn't get on a cruise ship for the same reason I avoid planes. I don't get to be in control of the vehicle and stop schedule. (Melissa and Ellie hate the last part, I can skip the bathroom for 5-6 hours easily.) 😄

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@jankhambrams@meh.social 2026-05-07 19:05

@Mrfunkedude@mastodon.social I love that as a premise for a game or story. Like. I'm sure it's been done but the idea of a floating ship of horrors is as scary as it is interesting. "It's back from the depths and this time, it's unthinkable: DIE-TANIC, NOW IN 3D."

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@Edelruth@mastodon.online 2026-05-07 19:54

@Mrfunkedude@mastodon.social Dude, you're half way to a syllable script. Don't stop, keep going!

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