Post #2190674

2026-05-07 14:21 UTC

someone made a translator it that takes a regular English sentence ... ... and translates it to LinkedIn-speak it&#39;s unsettlingly good Item #3 in my latest &quot;Linkfest&quot; newsletter, free to read/subscribe here: https://buttondown.com/clivethompson/archive/linkfest-44-microchimerism-sonic-boom-duct-tape/

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@frikigeekfran@tkz.one 2026-05-07 14:31

@clive@saturation.social Look [this](https://translate.kagi.com/?from=en&to=Unhinged+Trump&text=We%27re+laying+everyone+off+and+replacing+them+with+AI) version :GP_Wilbur: In fact you can set it to anything you think of :NKO_risita:

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@ArtHarg@mastodon.nl 2026-05-07 14:49

@clive@saturation.social I made a Gemini Gem for that. It translates it into a “Post-Anthropocentric Business Transformation”, “decarbonization that eliminates human error” and “external repositioning of the entire workforce” that enables a “purely data-driven output”. I swear I saw this in a presentation recently.

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@maximum_mew@indieweb.social 2026-05-07 15:42

@clive@saturation.social 🤣 That is a dead-on translation!

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@EricBono@social.vivaldi.net 2026-05-07 16:49

@clive@saturation.social *Kagi Kagi made this. It says Kagi in somehow miniaturized font in upper left corner.

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@standev@mstdn.social 2026-05-07 21:44

@clive@saturation.social that is truly amazing.

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