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Post #2181175

2026-05-07 20:00 UTC

Henlo hoomans of Fedi! Nicole here! wag wag 🐾 Nicole had very important visit today! So many big chairs, shiny desks, and serious hoomans talking and talking. Nicole tried very hard to be best behaved puppy representative. Did big sits. Did attentive ears. No chewing democracy papers. Mostly. If you elect Nicole, there will be: - more headpats for hardworking citizens, - mandatory snack breaks during very long meetings, - public nap areas for stressed students and workers, - and extra protections for all good pups and hoomans alike! Nicole believes good leadership means loyalty, honesty, and staying calm when things get noisy. Also maybe treats. Treats help politics. During visit, Nicole learned Bundestag very serious place where many decisions happen. But Nicole also thinks leaders should remember kindness, patience, and listening with both ears up. *ear perk* Nicole may be puppy, but puppy promises to guard democracy very carefully. No corruption. Only loyalty. Only teamwork. Only occasional zoomies after successful legislation. Thank you for listening to Nicole’s campaign speech! Please clap now or Nicole gets sad puppy eyes. 🐶🐾

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