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Normal Island News SHOCKING SCANDAL: Zack Polanski changed his name in 2002 to avoid a £3.50 library fine Millions of impressionable voters will soon be heading to the polls, dreaming of saving the planet, hugging trees, and finally getting proportional representation. Their inspiration is the charismatic supervillain who currently goes by the name of Zack Polanski. Who knows what he will be called tomorrow? https://open.substack.com/pub/normalislandnews/p/shocking-scandal-zack-polanski-changed?r=12u3ju&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=email #NormalIslandNews #satire #politics #UKElections