Post #2155090
2026-05-07 06:37 UTC
we’re walking around the town with my sister, exploring some area we haven’t been to yet. at some point we decide it is time for a snack break, so I pull out a two-part snickers bar and we prepare to chomp it.
however, some 10yo boy walks up to us and aggressively demands the snickers. he doesn’t take no for an answer, and starts to fight us. so I decide to bite the fucker with full force.
at this point, I wake up, finding myself with my roommate’s front leg in my mouth, jaws tightly shut around it. she has also just woken up, and says a very confused “hiii?”. and I give her a very long and awkward apology of “I’m so sorryyyyy I thought you were a 10yo asshole trying to steal my snickers bar”
welp I think I just had my first sleepbiting incident?
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@mwk@donotsta.re 2026-05-07 12:16
current status: roommate just woke up and the first thing she said was “I have a question: did you bite my arm this morning or did I dream that up” I am so cooked