@burgermeister@sh.itjust.works
2026-09-25 02:24 UTC
I’m gonna live a virtuous life so I can get into heaven and then find you and beat you
Replies (2)
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@RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 2026-09-25 04:33
I’m gonna live a sinful life so I can get into hell and find ronald reagan and beat him.
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@Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 2026-09-25 04:50
That’s not how you get into Christian heaven though is it?