@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
Post #2137583
2026-01-03 07:25 UTC
Replies (23)
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@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2026-01-03 08:33
Prediction 20, the solar eclipse in august in spain will be cloudy so you won't be able to see it
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@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2026-01-03 08:40
Prediction 22 New plague
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@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2026-01-03 07:44
Prediction four: spider rain will cease being our local, one week a year phenomenon and turn into Global August Hell
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@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2026-01-03 07:47
Prediction seven, Dave won't be there, man
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@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2026-01-03 08:16
Prediction 12, Putain almost dies, but doesn't and cockblocks death again. Disappointing all.
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@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2026-01-03 07:45
Prediction five, that chewing gum you like will come back
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@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2026-01-03 07:46
Prediction six, it will turn out to be neither benign nor malignant. The biopsy will discover a gummy bear
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@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2026-01-03 07:50
Prediction nine, bacon shortages due to tariff bullshit
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@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2026-01-03 08:17
Prediction 13, Todd Howard, you did it again
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@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2026-01-03 07:29
Prediction one: in February on groundhog day, punxsutawney phil, seer of seers, prognosticator of prognosticators, will see six more weeks of [removed]
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@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2026-01-03 07:49
Prediction eight, Krasnov learns a new word!
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@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2026-01-03 08:21
Prediction 17, US Supreme Court rules against Krasnov. Krasnov disregards Supreme Court.
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@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2026-01-03 07:42
Prediction three, this is the year disco comes back
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@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2026-01-03 08:15
I was going to predict statesians going to war (not just threatening) but i decided to check and that just happened like half an hour ago can i put it on my free square
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@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2026-01-03 07:42
Prediction two: they'll make a star war, and there will be the usual fan bullshit is it good or not debate up until there is some absolutely unbearable Disney political bullshit they throw in to kowtow to the current powers that be. Then everyone will hate it.
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@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2026-01-03 07:54
Prediction 11, Statesians become comfortable eating Guinea pig
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@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2026-01-03 08:19
Prediction 15, The republic is saved, by, oh let's say Bat Boy.
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@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2026-01-03 07:52
Prediction ten, Krasnov groupies won't just wear ear rags and diapers. They're about to go full Foley cath.
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@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2026-01-03 08:39
Prediction 21, someone will try to explain to krasnov that the reason it's rainier these last few years is the 2022 Hunga Tonga–Hunga Haʻapai eruption, and he'll get it in his head that means he should set off some nukes underwater in the pacific. (i admit i might be giving him too much credit with this one)
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@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2026-01-03 08:22
Prediction 18 US Supreme Court rules for Krasnov. Krasnov disregards Supreme Court
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@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2026-01-03 08:20
Prediction 16, Usha Vance gets deported.
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@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2026-01-03 08:27
Prediction 19, Greenland maintains current alliances.
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@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2026-01-03 08:18
Prediction 14, Krasnov eats King Charles on live TV