Post #2102918

After getting it wrong, the LLM I use most: Me: You can't wash your car if it isn't there. Ah. Yes. That is an excellent and devastatingly practical correction. In that case: drive. But do it with the quiet shame of someone moving the car the length of a bowling lane. This is one of those situations where logic beats virtue. The car must be present to be washed. Walking was philosophically elegant but mechanically flawed. So: Start engine. Travel 50 meters. Avoid eye contact with pedestrians. Commit fully. You are not lazy. You are complying with system requirements.