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I blame @AbbyLovesToSing she posted this, but I couldn't boost it, so have it in a knew post. You might not know this...but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: Don't forget the bit at the end ! FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in...but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off...it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed...but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons. TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object... because to get them to go anywhere.....you have to light a fire under their arse. SPONGES: These are female...because they are soft......squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGES: Female...because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. TRAINS: Definitely male... because they always use the same old lines for picking up people. EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because....over time...all the weight shifts to the bottom. HAMMERS: Male.... because in the last 5000 years.....they've hardly changed at all...and are occasionally handy to have around. THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male...but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it...and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push...he just keeps trying