Post #2079310
2026-01-14 14:28 UTC
Do a nazi thing, like a hitler salute. That way they get confused, and could possibly see you as one of them.
Second idea: wear an explosive belt at all times, now you can get all of them, and if youre lucky even the bomb expert and negotiator.
Replies (2)
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@LemUser@lemmy.world 2026-01-15 14:08
If you go out wearing a suicide vest, you'll get 84 virgins of your choosing. Men, women, sheep . . .
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@DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-01-14 23:18
If NOT those things, what else should I do?