Post #2069394

@kevin Management: "Time-to-first-paint is a key performance indicator!" Engineering: "Okay, we'll need to invest in more resources and developers to reduce tech debt, focus on performance optimization, and deploy edge compute - " Management: "AI said it'll only take an hour!" Engineering: *can't afford to be unemployed* 🤷‍♂️ (later) Management: "Great work, the metrics are looking way better!" Engineering: *dies inside*