Post #2065302

A leaf blower constructed with asbestos, fueled by leaded gasoline, with a built-in drinking reservoir that delivers hydration via lead pipes, and that uses continuous bursts of x-rays to scan for obstacles. It has a radioluminescent instrument panel hand-painted with radium paint. It’s two times louder than a standard leaf blower and moves air at three times the rate (which may pelt vehicles, dwellings, and pets with small, hard debris like gravel). (1/2)