@michelestrider@mastodon.social
Post #2053792
2026-05-05 17:37 UTC
May 5 White People Checklist:
*Are you wearing a themed hat? Take it off.
*Tacos are fine. Ditto burritos.
*If you must drink tequila on a Tuesday, that's on you, not Mexico.
*No one cares that you went to Cabo once. Ditto Tijuana.
*Mexican Independence Day is Sept. 16.
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@pianosaurus@c.im 2026-05-05 18:36
@michelestrider@mastodon.social In my non-american head, today is exclusively "revenge of the fifth" day, and I was very confused by your post. Is something wrong with my sith costume hat? Took me a few seconds to realize.