Post #2008097

After an eye appointment to check for cataracts I had to wait around until those eye drops wore off and I could see properly again. So I decided to spend that time in a nearby public library. I grabbed a newspaper which turned out to be The Australian. And I have great news to report from Australia's most authoritative journal of record. Firstly the IDF says that they have almost completely destroyed the leadership of the IRGC. The IDF also reports that Iranian soldiers are refusing orders to get up out of their bunkers to launch missiles because they are afraid of being targeted. There was no mention of damage to Tel Aviv or southern Lebanon so things must be going great there. So, if that's the case then the war should be over by tomorrow. Isn't that great? Maybe I should start reading Murdoch's newspapers more regularly. Fantasyland is a much happier place to live. #IranWar