2026-09-05 15:00 UTC
from Saturday's post:
"why all the performative braggadocio? why pretend that you need to be pumped in order to fight crime?
come off it, Jeanine. you’re not a ‘crime fighter.’ you’re not Batman. you’re not patrolling the lawless streets at midnight, doling out two-fisted justice to all miscreants.
for fuck’s sake, you work a desk job. you’re can’t even bring an indictment for Grand Theft Paint Chips, much less a conviction for Assault With A Deadly Sandwich."
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@jefftiedrich@threads.net 2026-09-05 15:00
it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: September 5 edition" — Jeanine Boxwine pumps it, Bobby Brainworms dumps it, and so much more... thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff — https://bit.ly/4hbaZ7s