Post #1999392
2026-05-04 17:03 UTC
Business idea: Bible fanfic, but all the characters are trans and gay af :heart_sparkles_pride:
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@bazkie@beige.party 2026-05-04 19:01
Genesis 4:1 Abel kept flock, while Cain tilled the land. One day, Abel offered a sheep to God, and Cain gave them some of their crops. God smiled upon Abel's gift, while frowning on Cain's. This made Abel very angry. "Cain worked just as hard on their crops, as I did keeping my flock!" God realized their mistake, and offered them their sincerest of apologies. And then they all fucked. Except for the sheep, for it could not consent. 🙏