Murca. · Elektrine

@sbv@sh.itjust.works 2026-05-02 18:07

Clearly fake. Not enough donuts.

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@glizzyguzzler@piefed.blahaj.zone 2026-05-02 18:39

Clearly disinfo, where’s the thicc pancakes??

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@_stranger_@lemmy.world 2026-05-02 18:49

What is this, a breakfast for ants? That Jesus is way too serious and the coffee needs to be at least 5 times bigger. I wasn’t going to mention the lack of a shotgun, but the tiny ass knife pushed me over the edge. Disgraceful.

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@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-05-02 19:05

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@kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-05-02 19:46

a real conversation that happened over sms with a real actual friend we know: (us) we love cooking and baking with others!!! Ooo me too even if I really only know how to make really good Mac and cheese lol (us) we would enjoy doing that sometime there are so much ways to cook it and they are all so good Oohhh I know, i like making my Mac and cheese really creamy (us) another one of our favorites is pierogi its like running a little factory One time we [friend with his family] put like three different types of meats (bacon, ham and I forgot the third one) into the mac and cheese and it’s really good […] To make mine really creamy I usually add double the milk and butter, and also add sour cream lol (us) oh like box mac and cheese? or a recipe you have I usually use box Mac and cheese as a base and add more cheese too ofc (us) we just usually make our own from ingredients hehe we prefer big macaroni I could 100% make mine from scratch but that fake artificial cheese is strangely just too good for reference box mac and cheese is basically a bunch of tiny TINY ant size macaroni covered in starch with a packet of cheese POWDER in a box. to make: boil the macaroni remove the water mix in cheese powder alongside milk and/oror butter to specification serve it is as bland as it sounds, if not more, even with added seasoning etc. the only purpose for why manufacturers require milk/butter instead of adding milk powder themselves and just requiring for water to be added is consumers would be too suspicious otherwise. literally domesticated war rations… he is thankfully open to learning to cook other stuff with us at least :3

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@bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 2026-05-02 19:42

Who won’t want a giant plate of bacon for breakfast?

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@ollie@pawb.social 2026-05-02 20:21

calling for the public execution of OP, post doesn’t have rule in the title

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@TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-05-02 20:29

In this country we only bring AMERICAN handguns to the breakfast table!

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@fleurc@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-05-02 20:30

Looks like my first girlfriend’s dad’s breakfast