@the_blackwell_ninja@mastodon.online
Post #1976960
2026-05-04 18:47 UTC
Every word of this is perfection.
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/they-would-never-use-the-death-star-on-us-alderaan-residents-reflect-on-their-support-for-the-empire-as-a-large-imperial-installation-enters-the-system
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@morgan@sfba.social 2026-05-04 21:12
@the_blackwell_ninja MODERATOR: Some of you mentioned concerns. Any regrets? HASK: None. The Emperor is a smart man. He's playing a long game. People see a glowing aperture pointed at our planet capable of snuffing out all life as we know it, and they panic. But that's emotional. Irrational. Grand Moff Tarkin is probably up there doing calibrations we just don't understand. #StarWars #fascism #McSweenys