Post #1968984
2026-05-03 01:19 UTC
Tests that could have kept #Trump from becoming president (and which I propose as mandatory minimum thresholds for the office henceforward):
1) grade 6 math test
2) singing a one octave interval
3) naming 12 countries in Europe
4) listening to someone for thirty minutes without talking or sleeping
5) naming five works of art (that are in museums)
6) has raised a pet
7) grade 12 civics (US history, government, constitution) test
I know it seems like I've intentionally made it insurmountable.
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@wilpercy@beige.party 2026-05-03 01:32
@schamspeare 8) proven acquaintance with the experience of empathy, gratitude, humility and uttering the words, I’m sorry.