Post #1956704
2026-05-03 01:58 UTC
@aldi your chain of """"supermarkets"""" sells a product called "caramel """""cookie""""" """""crunch""""" gelato" (emphasis mine)
this gelato contains exactly 1 single oreo worth of cookie, crumbled and sprinkled solely on the surface of the gelato. the rest of the product contains no cookies
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@johoda@is.nota.live 2026-05-03 02:00
let me be clear 99% of the product does not contain cookie, the minuscule amount of cookie in this is entirely on the surface, and if one were to eat the cookie topping immediately, expecting more cookie in the container, they would be tragically left with only dogshit plain vanilla caramel swirl gelato