Post #1954588
2026-05-02 12:10 UTC
Instead of Jerome Powell we should have Jergnome Powell and he lives in his home in the stump of a tree and emerges once a winter to harvest acorns and lower the fed rate
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@s2208@nicecrew.digital 2026-05-02 12:13
Shadow of the gnome determines inflation If he sees his shadow, six more months of tightening Beige Book replaced with “moss conditions”
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@captainslow@poa.st 2026-05-02 12:21
There are an infinite amount of acorns in the federal tree stump