@Legit_Spaghetti@mastodo.neoliber.al
Post #1945726
2026-05-03 21:43 UTC
They're playing Pass the Parcel and I'm down to 16% charge. A child is throwing a tantrum over insufficient prizes. A mother has deployed the dreaded "Do you want to go home" gambit.
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@Legit_Spaghetti@mastodo.neoliber.al 2026-05-03 21:53
For maximum obnoxiousness, I think for our next birthday party I'll ask parents to give bitcoin instead of toys. HAHAHA, YOU FOOLS! You thought birthdays are cringe? We haven't even BEGUN to cringe!