@carpetbomberz@mastodon.online
Post #1927947
2026-05-03 21:12 UTC
Apropos of Nothing, not asking for a friend.
Trying to recite @puskar@macaw.social safety rhyme when confronting bears in the wild.
1.) If it's brown,... then lie down
2.) If it's black,... then fight back
3.) If it's white,... 🤔 now I've forgotten happens if it's a Polar bear
(daggone it) :polarbear:
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@puskar@macaw.social 2026-05-03 21:39
@carpetbomberz@mastodon.online fortunately, remembering it is pointless, since you’re gonna be dead any way.