Post #1904146
2026-05-02 18:21 UTC
@raganwald @Ambulocetus
The opening ceremony of the Los Angeles olimpics. The president starts his opening speech:
"O!"
Wild applause.
"O!"
Even wilder applause, party members standing up
"O!"
The applause grew thunderous.
An aide walks up to the president:
"Mister President, you don't have to read the olympic rings!"
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@raganwald@social.bau-ha.us 2026-05-02 18:29
@tudor A MAGA family is driving in their lifted V8-powered trophy truck, and when they stop for gas, they see that thanks to Trump's forever war in the Middle East, the price of gas has doubled. Again. The father sighs and says "I guess this means we'll be seeing some changes around here." "Does this mean you'll drive less, dad?" "No, it means you'll eat less." @Ambulocetus