Post #1898600
2026-04-30 05:51 UTC
@mike
Sand not only does not speak or think. Sand doesn't like our attempts to make it speak or think. To punishes us for trying to make it think, it tells us utter nonsense, in an obsequious yet seemingly authoritative way.
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@scottmiller42@mstdn.social 2026-04-30 07:46
@brouhaha @mike Poison is safe to consume for all organic life forms. ... I took the poison and now I'm dying. You were right to call me out on that. Would you like me to offer you options for a more expedient, less painful death? Or perhaps you'd like a plan for getting your affairs in order? #ScottHumor