Post #1801136

"Hey, I'm Matthew. I used to be a human with a soul. I was even capable of reason. But working for Google has degraded me into a human shaped corporate propaganda megaphone. I know what I'm doing is wrong and terrible. However the world we live in has left me no choice but to support all the terrible anti-customer decisions that my employer forces on me, as I need a job to survive... Ugh... I mean... Sideloading bad! Scammers make you sideload v1ru53z that the all benevolent Google has not blessed! The only reasonable solution is for you to do a headstand for 24 hours non-stop to prove you're not being coerced by scammers!" RE: https://chaos.social/users/grote/statuses/116257146740861587