Post #1724523

I do not poop at parties. Ever. I am completely traumatized by a house party I went to when I was 18 or 19 where I used the bathroom after someone had dropped a massive deuce and not flushed. So of course I flushed before I went - and the toilet overflowed and I had to run out and find my friends parents in a sea of about a hundred people and tell them what happened. You know damned well everyone thought I had done it. Never got to poop. Never tried to poop at a party again. I’m 45. I’ll hold it until I die before I go through that again.