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Normal Island News Huge relief as America's no. 1 rapist, paedophile, and war criminal survives another shooting Americans sighed in relief after their most popular rapist, paedophile, and war criminal survived a shooting at the White House Correspondent’s dinner, last night. The assassin shot and injured a police officer, but thankfully no rich people were harmed in this production, and I’m told that Trump’s ears were unscathed. Thank god. https://open.substack.com/pub/normalislandnews/p/huge-relief-as-americas-no-1-rapist?utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=email #NormalIslandNews #satire