Post #1684005
2026-04-12 14:58 UTC
Operation Driving Drunk To Another Intervention And Screaming I'm Not An Alcoholic And To Prove It To Everyone I Guess I Have To Drink An Entire Bottle Of Vodka And Show That I Just Have A Naturally High Tolerance Unlike You Fucking Alcoholics Who Can't Drive On Four Beers Fuck It Alright Make It A Bottle Of Vodka And A Bottle Of Vodka If You Don't Believe Me None Of You Ever Fucking Believe Me And It's So Stressful That I Need A Drink Before I Do This
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@LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 2026-04-12 19:46
Happybadger god damn you're going to have to start getting royalties for all the hexbear taglines you generate