Post #1662579
2026-04-10 17:36 UTC
@DodoTheDev
I'm not joking. Examples:
The stick on...
...the duvet makes a polite thwump, no matter how hard.
...on the wooden bed frame has a surprisingly massive thock. Empirious, even.
...the dresser has a sad multi-sound of a tink and a 'please don't do that again'.
...the door has a hollow klasch.
...the hall radiator has an abrupt pink.
...the front door (internal) has a BMW rear door closing clock.
...the front door (external) is more needy, and echoy in its rapp-app-pp.
...the NOx alarm has a 'Book is stupid in their hyperfocus' creak.
...the metal computer desk has a raspy whopp.
...the legs of the computer desk more creaks.
...a coffee cup (full, warm) and a pleasant and attention-getting think.
...a coffee cup (empty, cold) has a pleading tangggg.
...an unused canvas has a warning of thrrrick.
...on the brickwork outside my place has a scrape-y judder-udder-udder-udder.
...the desk lamp has a delightful and bright PING in F.
...the ssame desk lamp but harder has a sharp, stern twang.
...the side of the fridge...well, it just sounds like damage.
...the side of the cooker has an old jamacian steel drum chwing chwang.
...Book's head goes like 'ah, fuck's sake.'
#BooksStick
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