Post #1630987
2026-04-23 19:07 UTC
"Have I told you about my new idea for an AI-enhanced gardening spade? It measures temperature, moisture level, and nitrogen content, all as you dig! Think Theranos, but for potting soil."
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@CyReVolt@mastodon.social 2026-04-23 19:13
@cross I immediately had to chuckle, given how things went with Theranos. 😂 A sycophantic spade telling you that you're digging so well today, and hallucinating about how moist and perfect your ground is during a drought is exactly what we need. On the plus side, Aaron Christophel will put Doom on it.