@sailor_sega_saturn@awful.systems
Post #1611767
2026-04-24 02:46 UTC
Detective: “So Magic Eight Ball. I’m just gonna ask you outright. Were you the killer?”
Magic Eight Ball: “It is decidedly so”
Replies (2)
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@YourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systems 2026-04-24 09:19
Only the magic eight ball has been rigged with sides reading: Signs point to yes It is decidedly so Absolutely. You’re so smart Maybe. Good question! There are strong reasons to think so Lots of people are saying it I can see why you’d ask that There isn’t a strong consensus either way
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@macroplastic@sh.itjust.works 2026-04-25 20:14
If it's this easy to coerce the Magic Eight Ball, what chance do the rest of us have against DOOM?!?