Post #1601873

2026-03-30 04:38 UTC

Episode 2 cold open: "What do you do when you first unbox a new smartphone? Import your contacts from the old one, or...?" "No, I immediately look at the settings menu" "And why's that?" "To find and turn off all the annoying new shit they've added that just distracts me and which I'll never use" "Aha, you're hired"

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@timixretroplays@digipres.club 2026-03-30 04:57

Episode 3: "On a scale from one to ten, how likely are you to phone a friend you've not spoken to in a few days just to chat?" "Uhhh, maybe a 7?" "Okay look, we'll be in touch"

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@PossiblyMax@hachyderm.io 2026-03-30 06:16

@timixretroplays The first thing is to put everything but the phone back in the box tidily and put the box in the bigger box full of all the boxes from other phones from the past. *then* we open the settings menu. Tbh I felt a bit panicked by this post as I didn't consider this an unusual thing. You cut me deep, Shrek. You cut me real deep just now. Also once the phone is up and running the previous phone goes back into the original box and then back into the phone box box.

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