@SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
Post #1600175
2026-02-01 18:15 UTC
Unapologetically I love that top image.\
You know what I'm gonna do?\
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible\
Hot pink with whale skin hubcaps\
And all leather cow interior\
And big brown baby seal eyes for head lights (Yeah)\
And I'm gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour\
Gettin' one mile per gallon\
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald's\
In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers\
And when I'm done sucking down those greaseball burgers\
I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag\
And then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side\
And there ain't a goddamn thing anybody can do about it\
You know why? Because we've got the bomb, that's why\
Two words: nuclear fucking weapons, okay?
Replies (2)
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@CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 2026-02-02 03:59
China, and India both have nuclear weapons.
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@Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 2026-02-01 18:36
found the butt hurt indian