Disagrulement
2026-04-23 19:05 UTC
Replies (8)
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@velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-04-23 19:42
I’ve never realized I want to do this. Brb.
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@xkbx@startrek.website 2026-04-23 19:26
I recommend practicing first in the shower. It doesn’t matter if you’re firing a pea shooter or a bazooka, the aim is not a gift innate to all
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@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2026-04-23 20:37
Why “no”? Or am I just starved for penis attention?
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@DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 2026-04-23 23:23
Yeah, someone said no when a woman asked to touch their penis. Totally realistic. Yes, you can hold it when I pee. Yes, you can hold it while I’m making sandwiches. Yes, you can hold it while we’re on the VelociCoaster at Islands of Adventure…
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@I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 2026-04-24 01:28
I have a penis. I started sitting down to pee about 15 years ago. It’s much cleaner, eliminates the splash ring issue. I highly recommend it.
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@Godric@lemmy.world 2026-04-23 22:35
Let an ex do that once, she did not know how to aim :(
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@miked@piefed.social 2026-04-23 23:34
It was her place so I said yes. I didn't care where it went. She did just fine
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@BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 2026-04-23 23:12
And to contact the dead you need a Weeja board.