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Post #1578898

2026-02-03 20:25 UTC

Can you fix my printer?

Replies (3)

  • @Sabata11792@ani.social 2026-02-03 20:26

    Do you really need to print? That will be $500.

    Open ##1578902

  • @OshagHennessey@lemmy.world 2026-02-04 16:05

    No. Printers work using ancient black magic and are powered by the tortured souls of the lost and damned. To fix them is to understand them, and to understand them is to descend into madness, becoming one of the lost souls to fuel the eldritch horror that is the ink slinger. Seriously though, if your printer isn't a Brother laser printer, throw it in the trash and go buy a Brother laser printer, then write it off on your taxes. Mine has worked for years and hasn't needed anything but a $50 toner cart every few thousand pages. For most people though, it's more economical to just print at the local FedEx or Office Depot

    Open ##1578903

  • @Bosht@lemmy.world 2026-02-03 22:16

    Sure! *bodily throws it out the window*

    Open ##1578904