I guess I'll shit on the floor.
2026-04-15 21:45 UTC
Replies (9)
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@ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 2026-04-16 06:18
This is a because they had eggs moment
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@BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 2026-04-15 22:18
I used to work at Subway in my teens. Went to clean the bathrooms and saw someone followed these directions. I left it for the next shift. I was a classy teenager.
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@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2026-04-15 22:18
Piss in the sink.
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@ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 2026-04-15 22:14
You misread the sign: They just want you to leave your business in the bowl.
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@emerald@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-04-15 22:37
Really putting the "malicious" in malicious compliance
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@Grimy@lemmy.world 2026-04-16 00:12
You can get around this by simply not flushing
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@DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 2026-04-16 02:31
Schwifty...
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@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-04-15 22:22
So I guess you're the Mr. Bulldops I've heard so much about.
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@Bubbaonthebeach@lemmy.ca 2026-04-15 23:15
It is so funny that the prudishness of Americans is what leads to signs like this. It cannot say only flush feces, urine and tp or even use common names like poop or pee because 'people' would be offended. Nor can they say do not flush tampons or other menstruation products, because we cannot talk about such things in public. So we end up with signs that are ripe for literal, and childish, interpretations.