Hey darlings, Sasha here, your favorite pink powerhouse with an update hotter than a fresh SOC alert! If you submitted to the BSidesChicago CFP and haven’t heard back yet… DON’T PANIC. 🦩💻🔥 It’s not you. It’s us. Specifically, it’s the 120+ flamingo-fabulous talks we’re still lovingly pecking through. (Some of them even made me spit out my shrimp cocktail. In a good way.) We were supposed to notify everyone by August 15. But then the CyberFlock overwhelmed us with brilliance, chaos, and just a touch of feral energy. Honestly, some of y’all need hobbies—but also: never change. 💅 📣 New dates! 🗓️ Notifications by: August 29 🖊️ Confirmations due: September 6 So fluff those feathers, darlings. You are not being ghosted—just glamorously delayed. 💖 Stay fierce, stay alert, and maybe go update your threat model while you're waiting. With sparkles and sass, 💃 Sasha @bsideschicago