Post #1548862
2025-07-22 22:58 UTC
"Do you have any idea how fast you were flowing?"
"Sir, your vehicle is emitting an excessive amount of smoke. And rock. And fire."
"Turn off the engine, please. The big, fiery one in the mountain."
"Could you pop the hood for me?
...On second thought, please, absolutely do NOT pop the hood."
"Your vehicle is not up to code. Specifically, any code. For anything. Ever."
#Iceland #Volcano #Eruption #Grindavík #Svartsengi
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@nafnlaus@fosstodon.org 2025-07-22 22:59
"The charge is failure to stop at a stop sign. Obliterating the stop sign is not a legal loophole." "Also, you can't block the road. Then consume the road. Then become the road." "Something must be wrong with this breathalyzer - it's pegged."