@ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world
Post #153311
2026-01-24 16:39 UTC
Replies (13)
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@frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 2026-01-24 17:17
Does he have an eating disorder?
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@gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 2026-01-24 16:42
In order from left to right: Younger, Older, YoungerOlder, Bono
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@Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2026-01-24 16:58
I wish people wouldn’t just post random stuff like this without any sort of explanation.
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@marcos@lemmy.world 2026-01-24 17:12
Just let stupid people kill themselves in peace. The press doesn’t even talk about it anymore… I guess journalists noticed he’s just dying, or he got out of money to buy attention. Anyway, that’s 7 years, not 5.
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@CelloMike@lemmy.world 2026-01-24 17:16
And all it took was stealing his son’s blood
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@affenlehrer@feddit.org 2026-01-24 17:27
Step 1: Become a vampire Step 2: Drink blood Step 3: Be immor(t)al
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@Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2026-01-24 18:28
Who is this?
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@ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 2026-01-24 20:12
Another soul hunting for the Elixir of Life? He better watch his mercury intake.
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@_stranger_@lemmy.world 2026-01-24 21:49
He looks like Ed Sheridan is turning into Brian May (not that one).
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@spacesatan@leminal.space 2026-01-25 03:54
I will never understand why people are so mad about him trying to slow his aging. “Hey fuck you, why are you trying to not die. You should give up like the rest of us.” Like damn I wish every billionaire was like him, we might actually get some decent funding for anti-aging research.
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@WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2026-01-25 12:48
That’s nothunf, I aged 10 years in 4 months of depression.
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@Zarajevo@feddit.org 2026-01-25 14:22
Whatever he is doing it is certainly not working. Maybe humanity can learn from his misstakes, that id great
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@SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 2026-01-25 14:57
I look 10 years younger, after having been on Estrogen for a couple years. This guy’s attempts to look younger have culminated in him getting on some Picture of Dorian Gray shit