Post #1498926

@colincornaby Half the time my microwave makes food that looks fine (like pizza with broccoli) but the broccoli is Lego. Not Duplo. Full tooth-shattering Technic. I then have to show the microwave my missing tooth and a dentist’s note to get a retry, which usually swaps it for cake with Play-Doh icing. After enough retries I sometimes get something edible, though it still tastes like wet cardboard.