Post #1494242
2026-01-22 12:10 UTC
@ThermiteBeGiants @raaahbin "As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found his pussy had developed an enormous flangeway."
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@TeflonTrout@beige.party 2026-01-22 15:59
@daedalus @ThermiteBeGiants @raaahbin good lord XD Alternatively it sounds like a kind of highway adjacent road where you can't ride bicycles
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@ThermiteBeGiants@aus.social 2026-01-22 20:19
@daedalus @raaahbin I would’ve preferred not to have woken up to seeing this toot