Post #1486826
2026-04-15 21:35 UTC
New plan: Be a completely selfish sociopath and when people call me out, respond like an LLM.
"You're absolutely right, I did slap your baby and steal groceries out of your cart. I should not have done that. I have apologized to the baby and put the items back." (I keep the groceries and slap the baby again.)
Replies (2)
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@andrewrk@mastodon.social 2026-04-15 22:46
@munificent@mastodon.social we're like 3 months away from poe's law applying to this scenario
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@oscherler@tooting.ch 2026-04-15 23:00
@munificent@mastodon.social Similarly: begin an e-mail with “Absolutely, as a large language model, I can help you write a stern, yet polite e-mail explaining the problem you described,” and then proceed to verbally abuse the incompetent nitwits you’re writing to with complete impunity. @brouhaha@mastodon.social