Post #1483066

introducing "Pay-By-Ass" a new feature designed to increase consumer survivability and national happiness. For any purchase less than $50 (let's face it, you're a cheap whore), you can just select "Pay-By-Ass" and the cashier will be notified and bend you over the counter right there in front of everyone. Businesses participating in Pay-By-Ass will have the final purchase cost reimbursed by the government (funded by de-funding the DoD).