@ItsePerkele@expressional.social
2026-04-10 10:01 UTC
@bisonrimant At first I'd be afraid, but after seeing the capybara, I'd relax. Any group that has a capybara in it is friendly.
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@edgeofeurope@mastodon.social 2026-04-10 15:00
@ItsePerkele @bisonrimant Capybaras are vicious, bloodthirsty killing machines. They will jump at you unexpectedly and then drag you under the water to dismember you with their infamous death roll. The largest among them, the saltwater capybara, made famous by "Capybara Hunter" Steve Irwin, can measure up to 6 m and weigh up to 1500 kg.