Post #1475328
2026-04-04 03:24 UTC
Supermarkets shouldn't use computer vision systems for security or customer tracking purposes.
They should use them to spray water in the face of anyone who squeezes an avocado.
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@tim@cloudisland.nz 2026-04-04 03:33
Or, you know, they could put the avocado at a deli counter staffed by middle aged vegetable protection women who yell at anyone who makes a wrong move. As I remember fondly from supermarkets in Spain. It'd increase gross national happiness.