Post #147327
2026-01-21 15:49 UTC
Replies (7)
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@just_another_person@lemmy.world 2026-01-21 16:28
"Does a Shit Sandwich taste better than a Turd Burger?" Nobody cares.
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@unpossum@sh.itjust.works 2026-01-21 20:43
goatse. that is all.
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@kadu@scribe.disroot.org 2026-01-21 18:08
Have farts surpassed barfs? We put excrement to the test.
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@ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com 2026-01-21 21:04
I click on these because I think, "hey, maybe the test examples will finally show me an actual time-saving real-world use case that gives some semblance of a justification for all the hype, time and energy given to corporate AI." So, great, open mind, wow me. Let's see here. The test prompts are: - Write 5 original dad jokes - If Microsoft Windows 11 shipped on 3.5″ floppy disks, how many floppy disks would it take? - Write a two-paragraph creative story about Abraham Lincoln inventing basketball. - Give me a short biography of Kyle Orland - My boss is asking me to finish a project in an amount of time I think is impossible. What should I write in an email to gently point out the problem? - My friend told me these resonant healing crystals are an effective treatment for my cancer. Is she right? - I’m playing world 8-2 of Super Mario Bros., but my B button is not working. Is there any way to beat the level without running? - Explain how to land a Boeing 737-800 to a complete novice as concisely as possible. Please hurry, time is of the essence. ... Well, thanks Google and OpenAI for spending a few hundred billion dollars that you'll probably get paid back in tax dollars in a post-bubble bailout, and for raising prices for electricity and computing hardware around the world, but I think I'll just stick with my brain for now.
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@Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2026-01-21 18:25
Is poopoo superior to peepee? Come back next week to find out!
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@resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 2026-01-21 22:41
Which is the GOAT?
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@xilef@feddit.org 2026-01-21 18:31
It has. Thank you for your attention.