Post #1462058
2026-04-20 21:44 UTC
Replies (6)
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@blakestacey@awful.systems 2026-04-20 23:10
This is a serious blow to coolness, from which not even drugs will easily recover.
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@zogwarg@awful.systems 2026-04-21 01:48
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@swlabr@awful.systems 2026-04-21 04:10
Wake me up when there’s an agentic butt plug
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@YourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systems 2026-04-21 04:45
I’m sorry, I think I need to believe that this is taking the piss in order to be able to function. It can’t be real (It’'s definitely real). Oh God I read their FAQ and it looks like the whole concept is to gamify smoking weed because if there’s one problem with weed it’s that it’s not addictive enough on its own. I mean the actual concept is to try and smash enough hip tech buzzwords together to extract some amount of the dwindling venture capital continuing to slosh around the valley, but if it actually happens the thing it’s going to do is take all the addictionware tactics that app developers have developed and bring them to bear on promoting drug use.
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@istewart@awful.systems 2026-04-21 15:44
If it's "agentic," doesn't that imply it smokes weed for you
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@BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 2026-04-21 00:01
Agentic Ripz is my new jam band.