Post #1417910

Masturbation tends to be preceded by pornography. Pornography sells people’s bodies, is flooded with anti-woman violence and racial stereotypes. China and Cuba block it for a reason. And I remind that joke from “Dude where is my car”. I hope mentioning the joke is not homophobic. If you tell me, I can edit it out. Dude A and B were threatened by a cop. Dude B told the cop: Dude A will suck your dick, then you will let us go. The homophobic cop replied: What do you think I am, a homosexual!? Dude B: OK, so Dude A will suck my dick, and you watch, and masturbate. The closeted gay cop: Oh, that works! The joke is that watching two men have sex and masturbating is about as gay as actually having sex with a man. Does not the same hold for watching a woman have sex, and masturbating? Is that not about as adulterous as having sex with the woman?