Post #1416843
2026-04-08 01:40 UTC
@MsDropbear42 I wouldn't ask the garden fairies. That'll start a demarcation dispute between them and the house pixies. You'll just have to wait until the house pixies day-shift begins.
Oh, and I've heard the house pixies are wanting an upgrade to their remuneration. Saucers of milk are so last century, now they want *good* coffee. None of that stuff from the local servo, unless you want them to go on strike.
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@MsDropbear42@infosec.space 2026-04-08 01:44
@Kyna look, you make rooly excellent points here, & tbh i now feel utterly foolish for ever contemplating involving the g-fairies... i mean, their bloody militant history in industrial disputation is legendary, after all! as for the log of claims from the h-p, hmmmm, at first it seemed a bit scary, but otoh, i could do with some better coffee, so...